Miscellaneous: Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing...

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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Shy bowels

By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

goin4Ayog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

Comments

iloooovemylife 7

Friday 12 August 2011 1:32

It Happened to me before I feel your pain

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 12 August 2011 5:38

You're a dude, why would you sing in the bathroom? Should've been hosting a pissing contest instead.

liy223 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:38

That's brilliant... Did you join in for a duet?

GEFStryker 29

Friday 12 August 2011 1:38

Hey, why was my comment removed? Would really like a response from a mod, I just posted the lyrics to the poop song from Scrubs. Nothing offensive.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 12 August 2011 1:39

Huge page-stretchers are very annoying for the app users to scroll past. :-)

GEFStryker 29

Friday 12 August 2011 1:41

Ah, sorry about that then. Thanks for the reply.

themaddog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:39

How are you so damn witty?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 12 August 2011 1:40

What song?

GEFStryker 29

Friday 12 August 2011 1:43

Poop song on Scrubs. I did mention that. Read man, read!

kayluhchaos 0

Friday 12 August 2011 14:40

He's not asking what song you were referring to, he was asking what song op was singing in the bathroom. "learn to read!"

GEFStryker 29

Friday 12 August 2011 19:40

If he replied to my comment I think anyone would assume that he was asking the original commenter a question and not the original poster. Also, why did you quote learn to read? Let your failure to capitalize learn also be noted, and I must ask, what exactly do you think I need to learn how to read? I mean, he asked "What song?" If you're seeing a longer question I would recommend a visit to your doctor, there are a boatload of issues that could be causing that. Could explain some other issues as well...