Miscellaneous: Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing...

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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staychill 16

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

goin4Ayog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

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perdix 29

Friday 12 August 2011 2:19

Were you singing, "I'm a Super Duper Pooper?"

skittlebug333 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:37

Lol.

Honestly_Lainey 21

Friday 12 August 2011 2:28

What was the song?

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:43

Check 41, 43.....

akvandervort 21

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:23

That's not the song the OP was singing. That's the song that 43 posted that the FML staff deleted.

madibrielle212 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:33

Haha that for some reason just made me laugh! That's something Jim Carey would do! Hahah I can totally see it!

greekgal44 14

Friday 12 August 2011 2:43

this just made me lol haha

beetboxboy 9

Friday 12 August 2011 5:07

That makes u lol? Hahaha

childoftheKING 3

Friday 12 August 2011 2:46

WOW!!!!!!!!

Lolpizza_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:59

Oh such a win.

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:03

"Sunny day, taking my cares..(grunt.., splash)..away"

austinwyke 2

Friday 12 August 2011 3:12

how do you sing sarcastically?

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:24

Like Kanye... With a snarl

hello_jules 8

Friday 12 August 2011 3:26

Hahaha did you keep it going and start singing again when she stopped?? :)

Redhead99 16

Friday 12 August 2011 6:28

Next time I;m in a public restroom I'm gonna sing to see if anyone does that!

daydreamer244 13

Friday 12 August 2011 3:32

did u make an fml account just to write this fml miss bathroomgirl?

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