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By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:31

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

reklamfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

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FTL1234567890 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:13

lol this kinda happened to me i was looking through my friends wallet though and i was like wtf? So he offered me two

YahTrickYah 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:30

Lol I thought those were Laffy Taffy's when I saw the comic.

capital_seven 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:46

Bananas are tasty [and, uh, appropriate]. Cherry ones taste bitter and icky. :D

wanagetjagked 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:30

I thought it was candy a first, thats what it looked like. lol thats funny though.

Shannn 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 2:54

Hahaha, the comic was great.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:53

I didn't know they had rootbeer-flavoured condoms. Your friend probably thinks you're awesome for having a flavour for everybody.

whoabiach 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:25

money for pack of flavoured condoms 20 bucks. face of the OP on that last picture fricken priceless

xXxAlex666xXx 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 13:54

Ownd xD

spillproof 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:54

He is mouth f$$king.

its_shrimpage 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:50

favorite illustration on fml. although it didn't follow the fml completely and switched the OPs, it was witty and hilarious

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