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By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:31

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

reklamfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

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deathburger13 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:13

I don't get why people are complaining about the illustration. Its great. Still relevant to the FML, but not so out of the box that no one can understand or like it. Kudos to the illustrator(s)

h0p3l3ss_in_l0v3 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:01

that comic confused me. haha. the fml made sense but when i read through the comic i got confused.

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:54

lmao, this comic is EPIC. "I hade buhnama." ahahaha! It's much better than the FML in my opinion. Love it!

dontpanic_fml 32

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:10

This was not the fml at all, and the last panel is just disturbing and unnecessarily disgusting.

Zero2Sixty 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:28

The comic made your FML look so bad HAHA !

Vickaayyee 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:27

That comic was amazing, I was laughing for ages. I don't care if it doesn't match the FML. I loved it!

hi5534 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:42

the comic makes it look like he's chewing on the condom like gum

stryder 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:15

uhm, good comic, but its nothing like the FML

WhiskeyxGirl90 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:36

LOL, thats a good one.

tari_joon 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:40

Hahahaha awesome illustration XD

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