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By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:31

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

reklamfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

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rachiebpp 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:05

eww flavored condoms! Why would you eat it?

mijzelffan 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:23

YDI for only having three different flavoured ones xD

wellchit 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:27

the comic is bad ass

taytay26 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:20

lmfao! haha that is so funny!

realggirl 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:04

Wait, but the new guy wasn't the one lending the jacket. And, the FML is from the point of view of the lender. Illustration fail. -_-

unluckydavid 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:12

The illustrations don't have to follow the exact FML, that's what makes them funnier and unique.

ohschmoley 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:41

The illustration is a thousand times funnier than the actual FML. Awesome!

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:45

The last panel... the look on their faces is hilarious xD

Jacquie_lynn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:39

illustration is amazing, it's like mad scramble for the original OP to fix the situation, and the FML changes person, just like that. :P

Liddodollface 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:49

lmfao at the last illustration!

savasana 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:51

lmao the illustration is brilliant.

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