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By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:31

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

reklamfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

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drybamboo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

Illustration made me giggle. Dunno why it's confusing to some people. It's just a switch of the characters. But who cares if it's not close to the FML. It was funny! That last panel was hilarz.

gu355_wh0 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:03

dude the comic is exactly opposite of the fml they totally got it backassward...but its kinda funnier that way

chilly359 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 11:09

he sucked on the condom.....weirdo

marydang_35 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:01

Weird

Ashter 20

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:13

Lol! Oh wow...comic makes the OP look like a freak...

Trooth 13

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:41

lol they seriously make flavored condoms though? ROFL!!!! Flavored condoms...But yeah, YDI for even doing such things!

LadyDee 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:28

#90 - you're serious? wow. you probably don't know they make flavoured lube either. ..and that would be an FML if he did take them back and then start sucking on one.

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:45

I hade bahnama.

canigetasideoFML 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:47

LOL

Crisi_09 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 22:09

Lmao!! ....Bummer hahah " I hade buhnama" Lol :D

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