By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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WikedWaffle 0

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

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a6h311h0und 1

be lucky yu were compared to cheese nd not candy. cheese is the sexiest food ever, but FYL either way xD

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SGT_DBL 15

Am I the only one thinking that if this girl needs to stalk people to get a date and she likes cheese this much, then the real issue here is probably that she happens to be fat? I think the soultion here is a referral to Weight Watchers or some other effort along those lines.

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himeeho 2

Please tell me you didn't read it all

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purplelavenders 0

Haha wowww obsessed much? XD

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jerico616 14

Buy a gun and keep it with you!! Next thing you know, you'll wake up in a bathtub of ice, missing a kidney, with a note saying that she just wanted a piece of you to take with her!

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loserman67 35

Maybe if you showered a little more often you wouldn't smell like a combination of cheddar, gorgonzola and ass crack????

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