By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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WikedWaffle 0

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

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Bethhh13 1

It's ok! I've had an ex write me an 8 page letter using song titles to explain his anger. He stalked me for 2 weeks until I finally agreed to be his friend =/

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amayalives4music 1

Tell her your lactose intolerant :)

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ltsune 3

Well, if she really loves cheese, then what's the problem? xD

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silversonic75 6

What kind of cheese? If you give her a bunch of her favorite cheese, she might leave you alone. The cheese is a substitution for you that she can love forever without any restraining orders involved. Everybody wins!

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NeverScreamNever 0

Bang her and Bounce. Just kidding, that's not right. But she has feelings too, right? Sure she sounds weird, but try to .. Goodluck x'D

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kenziem18 0

time to change your number. or just block hers!!

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immortal628 20

7 months of stalking, a 12-page text, AND she loves cheese? Put a ring on her finger before someone else does.

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