By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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WikedWaffle 0

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

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beauty2646 0

Umm question if she is your "stalker" how come she has your number? Also, why didn't you block her number?

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DustyStorm 16

You gave her your phone number? Not like cells are in the white pages....

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perdix 29

Tell her you'll go out with her if she goes Vegan. You'll never see or hear from her again. No dude is worth cheese abstinence!

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ryankon518 3

So she is cheesy. Hmm... Maybe she will make you a heart out of your favorite cheese.

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brii_love007 0

Hey at least she hasn't shown up at your window meowing at you js

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Chigagigaroo 0

That's a wonderful comparison. :/

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