Animals: Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke...

By fml - 21/02/2015 02:54 - United States - Denver

Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

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By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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Horrible little things

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

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By Sarah Ellsberry - 13/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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LEAVE ME ALONE

By sleepless - 25/06/2019 20:00

Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML

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By SimpleSadie - 22/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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Bugging out

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By Itchy Missy - 10/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Denver

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

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colby6666 43

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:14

Call an exterminator. Same thing happened to my friend and he resolved the problem quickly.

marctdiaz 13

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:08

They just wanted to be your friend:/

Comments

unluckycharms69 6

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:04

******

mosquito19 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:18

you don't have a bed and you're covered in bed bugs. posting here is the last thing you need to be doing. your priority is ****** mate.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:56

Do you really think this actually took place today? This FML could have taken place days, weeks or even months ago, we just have to put Today, at the start of each one because those are the rules.

unluckycharms69 6

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:40

N l g g 3 r

jenny_sykes 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:01

that's terrible sorry about that OP /:

PrinPrinLife 16

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:11

Bedbugs are the worse. Had them for almost 5 months before. It's best to tent. Good luck.

ScarredFlame 17

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:20

so buy a new bed? that might help.

Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:08

The new bed would just get infested as well.

goaskdad 3

Thursday 26 February 2015 9:45

This will only deplete your bank account. Use the money instead for an exterminator specializing in bedbugs.

FML_14u2c 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:38

Where'd you get the bed from anyway? Remind me not to go there. I'm sorry OP.

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 6:59

Since OP didn't have a bed before they might not be in a good place financially. They probably bought a used one, maybe even from craiglist or such place.