Intimacy: Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend...

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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purple5 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:04

Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?

regalarius 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:17

Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.

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pinkuggs4ever 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 6:53

Sue him. That's very illegal and dangerous. It's illegal to put someones picture up without their okay. It's very very illegal to give out someone elses phone number. Your house number no less. Someone could get tour address off of just your phone number. You don't deserve this. Take it to court. Please

Shadow_Sniper 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 8:44

I don't really agree with anyone here. If the OP did something horrible to her ex-boyfriend and he posted the pics to get back at her, then it's a YDI. But I'm not gonna jump on the OP's side if I have no idea what even happened to cause the break up. She may not be as innocent as we think. So I can't say YDI or FYL.

kuhhrissayyxo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 11:19

This is fake. This is in a book. Exact same thing.

Nextdusk 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:23

lol your ex-boyfriend's childish.

Brah_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:00

u can sue 4 that

echarperouge 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:16

Will we ever see a day when idiots finally learn not to take photographs with one's clothes off? Do people really think that it's going to end well?

rustyrox 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:33

I'm pretty sure that's a crime, sue the prick

warhorse57 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:26

What's your number?

fmytime 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:54

What's with all the gfs giving their bfs naked pictures of themselves in the first place?

lizzie7777 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:54

You're able to sue him and I think you should. We hear these craiglist revenges all the time on the news and your ex is not even eligible to be called a man.