Intimacy: Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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Horndogs

By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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purple5 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:04

Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?

regalarius 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:17

Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.

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xMorbidCupcakex 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:17

That happened to my brother when he broke up with his psychotic Ex.. she posted an ad on Craiglist with a pic of some random cute guy and said she was gay and but a whole bunch of lies about him. she even put his cell number on it.. but spelled the number out with words.. and all day and night he was getting calls.. it took him all night to find the ad and report it..

Hurleygal 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:21

thats sooo mean he should of never done that but if u were dating him for only a short period of time its just inapropriate to be sending the dude pics

newmom09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 6:18

Hopefully that's the end of his antics. I had an ex-boyfriend harass me for a full year and a half after we broke up, including hacking into all of my online accounts and deleting them (the main way I keep in contact with my friends and family out west). The e-mails and voice messages had died down for about a month, then he decided that I only got married and pregnant because I was trying to make him jealous, and sent me messages about how much of a **** I am, but turn around and profess his undying love for me. He also insulted my (at the time) unborn child. Talk about creepy stalker, eh?

mothfather 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:39

That's hilarious. I mean, that sucks for you, but your ex has some awesome ideas.

yumpinyiminy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 9:33

This is why I wouldn't even let my HUSBAND take racy pictures of me. I don't want him having that kind of ammunition if I ever make him THAT pissed off at me.

kiik_fml 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:13

YDI for giving him the pics in the first place...at least get them back after you break up with him?

Heather217 14

Sunday 9 May 2010 0:48

This is why you should NEVER take inappropriate pictures or video, you never know if the relationship will last and if it doesn't you could end up in this situation. YDI

lubot_266 7

Wednesday 12 May 2010 23:42

take one out and thank your ex for the introduction.

kuraisora 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:14

One of my ex's did something similar once. The chicken wouldn't tell me he did it on purpose though, he claimed that even though the breakup was amicable and we agreed to get rid of anything like that, that he had still saved it on his computer anyway and then someone crawled through his doggie door and stole the computer. Yeah... thats believable.

littlejew 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 21:21

you probably deserve it, you probably broke up with him for another man...so his way of getting back at you is pretty win...if its other men you want, well you got it honey....