Intimacy: Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises....

By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Fairytale ending

By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00

Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML

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Easy

By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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noxiffic 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:37

You stall not cum!

bjhhjh 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:39

Let him put his staff into you

Comments

booiii 3

Tuesday 19 August 2014 5:15

You had sex with a gay man.

Rababco 29

Friday 5 August 2016 21:00

No, that's Dumbledore not Gandalf.

LeMarioShroomZ 5

Tuesday 19 August 2014 5:48

I'm sorry but... How is this an fml?! I would say WINNING!!

itwasalongnight 10

Tuesday 19 August 2014 6:32

Thank you for this one... Seriously.

hottay7164 18

Tuesday 19 August 2014 8:54

Hmm I'd rather cop, firefighter, or superhero. But if you like the kinky nerdy stuff more power to ya :)

itsalie 19

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:37

Lol I like how #3 got +161 and #103 got -10 for saying the exact same thing XD

Demoniq 25

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:17

Well #3 was first, and voters generally vote down those who just repeat comments.

Calingaladha 21

Tuesday 19 August 2014 10:50

A wizard is never late, OP, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to.

BananaMan844 4

Tuesday 19 August 2014 12:17

Now I'm jealous!

jandro2468 1

Tuesday 19 August 2014 15:19

its funny because this is the same post I saw on the popular FML'S... So you just copied them

WadeNickerson 16

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:14

Your boyfriend is the greatest man alive

metalhead88 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 19:47

Did y'all play Lord of the **** Ring???

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