Intimacy: Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises....

By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Fairytale ending

By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00

Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML

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Easy

By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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noxiffic 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:37

You stall not cum!

bjhhjh 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:39

Let him put his staff into you

Comments

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 18 August 2014 22:34

You shall not cum!!!...

MaeBell16 8

Monday 18 August 2014 23:13

Marry that man

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:11

you should try some hot sauce instead.

Alexeon 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:24

*I put on my robe and wizard hat

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:34

Next time get more specifics. *On a side note you're probably in the category now.

nitrog100 21

Tuesday 19 August 2014 1:22

You deserve it. Your boyfriend seems neat.

Elendil_fml 10

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:30

If he didn't say "I put on my robe and wizard hat" at the start of sex, I've just lost faith in humanity.

rambleramble3 11

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:09

Fool of a Took!!! How can you say no to a wizard?!

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:28

Kinky

rachangie 19

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:34

Your boyfriend is awesome!:)

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