By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

It's not sex, it's called making love.

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Dave_Davington 33

Ugh, I hate that expression. I'm not the only one, right?

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Nancy Mays 2

I’m a nurse - at a nursing home where I worked a few years ago one of my fellow nurses was about to pop pregnant. She worked until her due date. She walked by a little 90+ year old Pentecostal lady with dementia one day and the lady pointed and said “oh, she’s pregnant!” The aide sitting beside the lady said “she sure is. You know how she got that way?” Of course that opened the door - the little lady said as loudly as she could, “I sure do - she was a-f*****g!” Loud enough for every resident and several staff members a good ways away to hear. The aide learned not to ask questions she didn’t really want an answer to 😂

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donb23 23

Well....smart kid is all I can say.

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Smart kid, you must be a really good teacher!

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, at least someone is teaching that kid the facts of life.

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Takegami 22

Little ***** have no idea what they’re talking about

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