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By lolbahadur - 16/03/2018 14:00 - Australia

Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to find out that my manager has a second job there. I am now jobless. FML

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Symphoniaes 32

Friday 16 March 2018 19:29

You’re an idiot OP, lol.

Zekfen 17

Friday 16 March 2018 19:06

If you are going to do that, you always need to hit the bar one town over.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 16 March 2018 20:50

"Im picking up my wife here, she got drunk with some friends" Deflected the situation.

tounces7 27

Friday 16 March 2018 22:20

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive....

corky1992 33

Friday 16 March 2018 21:40

I hope you weren’t seeking sympathy. That’s your own damn fault.

SwordSlashBlade 13

Friday 16 March 2018 21:57

Not only are you jobless, you might have a drinking problem. Time to get your shit together.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 16 March 2018 22:09

Unlucky. But not undeserved. Soz.

Royally_shunned 15

Friday 16 March 2018 23:44

Wow. You're dumb.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 March 2018 4:12

YDI for playing hookie. If you're going to fake sick, at least stay home.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 17 March 2018 17:11

You're hardly the first person to do this. And it happens the same way every time: The supervisor/manager happens to be there when you go there. You totally deserve it.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 18 March 2018 18:53

Were you born stupid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 18 March 2018 18:53

Were you born st*pid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

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