By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Leeono 26

And now you can’t help but picture her covered in sea men?

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routerere 10

I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if that was my girlfriend. Move on, OP. You deserve better.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Someone took her vigina virginity? Not a problem, take her butt virginity. Can't just walk away empty handed after investing so much time and money into her.

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Fluffy_Doggo 4

That comment you made makes NO sense....

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Leeono 26

He’s saying that while her ****** was penetrated her ass wasn’t. So he could still get something out of the relationship by taking her anal virginity. Unlikely he would want to but that’s the idea of the post.

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withered 30

It is understandable what he is saying. It just makes no sense. Even if he had anal with her for her first time it's just no big deal. If anything he'd be the sucker for getting used for sex by his cheating ex. He might as well take it in the ass himself.

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Leeono 26

Why would this get down thumbs lol?! It was answering the question not agreeing with it. Ffs

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Oli Holland 3

I am curious, was she still a virgin cause she wanted to wait or you?

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Chazzster 28

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confused_wandere 26

Yeah they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Sex isn't everything you know!

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

The amount of asshole comments here is staggering. Some people agree to wait before having sex. Just because you are ******* horn dogs doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

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LycaonVI 6

Hey OP that's a unfortunate thing. sorry that happened but best thing is to move on. Don't treat her any different than you have during the relationship. still treat her with kindness but move forward. and side note when was it ever okay to claim women's body parts like we own them SMH

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rodfergie 18

What do you mean don't treat her any differently??? He should be absolutely ignoring her after he kicks her to the curb. He's moron if he stays with her. If they cheat once, they'll cheat again. It's not like they should stay together for the kids.

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LycaonVI 6

I'm not saying stay with her of course you leave but at the same time don't degrade yourself to her level trying to get revenge on her. he should def leave no questions asked

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confused_wandere 26

And yet if it was a guy cheating you'd probably tell her to chop his nuts off wouldn't you?

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LycaonVI 6

Nah I wouldn't. If anyone cheats it's easier to take revenge on them but the mature thing is to move forward. I would tell both sides the same thing.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

wait...why weren't you on the cruise with her? I mean...there are plenty of reasonable explanations, but without more info it seems like if your girlfriend were on a cruise, then shouldn't you have been there too? I feel like there's a lot more to this story than some b*tch with an itch that got scratched by someone else.

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Suaria 38

They could be young. When I lived with my parents, I went on a cruise with them and my boyfriend at the time did not come.

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withered 30

You do realize that people in relationship can spend time apart from each other?

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hugtrees13 16

How do you date for two whole years and not have sex?

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confused_wandere 26

Quite easily I should imagine. Sex isn't everything.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, I was in a long-distance relationship where technically we hadn't even had a face-to-face until it was several years in. (Very long distance and we were both broke students so...). So not unheard of. Just usually rare and highly circumstantial.

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hugtrees13 16

It isn't "everything" but it's a important part to any adult relationship. Adults/people generally don't date someone for years without having Sex with them.

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Cali 54

My best guess is that they were really young... It's not unheard of to have a long relationship in middle school (ages 11-14). Most people aren't ready for sex until mid-late high school.

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Nadine 21

^Right, and even if they *were* older, some couples choose to wait for a bunch of different reasons. Just because it's not what most people would do does not mean it's right for everyone. A lot of people choose to wait.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

I lost my passport on a cruise once... maybe try the lost and found? xD

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mrlucky22 18

Drop her like a bad habit and never look back.

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reziprezie 5

Guess she likes the long hard seamen over you.

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