One law for me, one law for thee

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a poly relationship. He said he wants to sleep with other people, but I can't in case I get feelings for them. Thats not what poly means, dude. FML

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Just say no

By Dan - 20/10/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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All you need is love

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 10:00

Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML

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The heart wants what it wants

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 13:00 - Portugal

Today, I realized I'm in love with both my boyfriend of several years as well with a guy I recently met, meaning I'm polyamorous (which I always kinda knew). The problem is I don't want to leave my current boyfriend, and I really want to be with the new guy, but both situations are incompatible, which is making me miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 21:41 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

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Wanting your cake

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 11:01 - United States - Dayton

Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML

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Classic fantasy

By I was just curious - 17/06/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML

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By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Not so special

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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tounces7 27

Tuesday 12 January 2021 16:07

This is when you tell him that he's free to sleep as much as he wants, with whoever he wants....except you.

Ellimac21 14

Tuesday 12 January 2021 14:52

He knows that's not what poly is. This scumbag is just looking for an excuse to cheat and hopes you'll be naive and gullible enough to accept. Time to leave or throw him out.

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Ellimac21 14

Tuesday 12 January 2021 14:52

He knows that's not what poly is. This scumbag is just looking for an excuse to cheat and hopes you'll be naive and gullible enough to accept. Time to leave or throw him out.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 January 2021 15:12

He's proposing a semi-open relationship. It's a great deal if you can get it.

Warp1978 15

Wednesday 13 January 2021 18:21

Yeah but so few of us do, or one partner gets jellous. It happened with my wife and I. She was working away from home alot and struck up a friendship with a coworker which turned into relationship. She came back and explained what was going on and after I'd cooled off she suggested that I do the same and helped me find an FRB but after six months or so she started getting a bit possessive and I decided to rescue the marriage rather than the relationship. Although we are still friends so that's something.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 12 January 2021 16:07

This is when you tell him that he's free to sleep as much as he wants, with whoever he wants....except you.

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 13 January 2021 20:55

throw the whole boyfriend away

Brett Chapman 6

Thursday 14 January 2021 9:56

As a polyam man, with multiple partners (wife, gf, submissive gf).... this dude needs a reality check. Polyamory is ABOUT the development of multiple emotional relationships, not about the sex (which it's pretty awesome). It sounds like there's a load of research to be done, and some emotional maturation. Good luck.