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By Forever alone - 19/07/2018 01:30 - Netherlands - Volendam

Today, I met a man on Tinder who said he was a chef at his own restaurant. He invited me to come eat at his restaurant and told me he would reserve me the best seat in the place. I got there to see he was not a chef, but my waiter. I paid him for the dinner. I ate by myself. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 July 2018 2:19

So, he lies to you and then brings you in to see his lie. He’s either too stupid or too arrogant to date. You made the right call!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 29 June 2018 19:32

If the food was good, it may have been worth it. And now you know where he works, so you can avoid his lying ass.

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interesting33 36

Thursday 19 July 2018 17:23

why did you stay?

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 19 July 2018 18:33

Well ain't that some bullshit ,I would've called him out on his bull then left for dinner somewhere else,to bad ya can't kick a liars ass, without getting into trouble 😉☺️

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 18:41

i think he uses tinder to get more customers

Davros 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 21:36

I'll have a cheeseburger with a side of Lies.

ProperPengTing 15

Saturday 21 July 2018 8:52

🗣You cant always get what you waaaaant... 🎶 from Tinder 🤣🤣🤣🚮🚮🚮

Layla A Noseir 7

Wednesday 25 July 2018 23:48

That’s why never date online 😒

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