By EmbarrassedBigSister - 19/08/2018 05:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I went out for the afternoon leaving my younger brother at home. He's never had a girlfriend, which I always put down to him being shy and a little overweight. Well, I came home early to walk in on him taking it up the arse from his uni buddy. Off the charts awkward. FML
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real life problems 26

Turns out he didn't have a girlfriend, because he IS the girlfriend.

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

I'm surprised that you never considered once that he might be gay.

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lj19717 19

Looks like he can get into a relationship after all

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real life problems 26

Turns out he didn't have a girlfriend, because he IS the girlfriend.

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blondie45 21

Did they moan that you killed the mood?

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

I'm surprised that you never considered once that he might be gay.

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DMA 11

“Oh, hey, big sis. You know, it’s never to early to look for signs of prostate cancer! Bob is self conscious of his stubby fingers and was using his **** to give me in impromptu exam when suddenly a violent but very VERY localized earthquake hit! You walked in right at the conclusion of said earthquake, hahawhataretheodds?!”

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Mungolikecandy 19

So he is gay? Oh well. At least you now know he is not shy and may not be alone.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like someone’s gaydar needs to be recalibrated...

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thatslifeiguess7 16

I should hope the only FML part is what you saw not a gay brother

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nanxi 30

Hey, at least you don’t have to be worried about his love/sex life anymore!

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wanted_2_want 40

Sooo. He swings to the left and catches the balls with his. ehh. “mitt” Well you got yourself a “little sister” to talk about boys.

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