By Fml4evr - 22/04/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 18

i need to see this youtube video

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waterfalleyes 8

how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?

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waterfalleyes 8

how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?

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AdeenCuffing 12

That's your focus? Not the ******* ostrich?

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zuckerburg 21

The ostrich was a distraction. You lose. Retry? Quit?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sounds like a rerun.

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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 18

i need to see this youtube video

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Dave_Davington 33

I tried searching "Frederic ostrich love" on Youtube, but all I found were videos of ostriches ******* each other.

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manb91uk 22

This sounds like an alarmingly high mound of bullshit to me... I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You guys have farms, right? I have family in the UK that raise alpacas. And they're not even the weird ones.

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Cali 54

You can "adopt" sanctuary animals online by sponsoring them remotely. In return the sanctuary usually sends pictures of the animal and keeps you updated on how they're doing!

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Glowworm56 26

So, is Frederic now wandering around in your backyard?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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dexter420 21

Where and who can you go to drunk off your ass and someone sell you an ostrich?

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dexter420 21

Now you can make a very huge omelette

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