By Fml4evr - 22/04/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 18

i need to see this youtube video

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waterfalleyes 8

how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?

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DanielleinDC 33

Anything that starts out with someone getting extremely drunk ends up in a YDI. Hopefully you can explain to the boyfriend you dumped that you were drunk when you did so and didn't mean it. And if you are going to drink, stay away from online shopping sites.

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Davros 12

I dont know who you are or what sick demented shit your into, but we need to party together.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

where did you find said bird id check the zoo

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PhoenixChick 26

You accomplished more drunk than most sober people. So congrats! When's the wedding?

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Thomas J. Simpson 5

I understand why you posted it... And you have to admit... Thats a hell of a story :D

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