Work and Health: Today, today my coworker with no talent finally stopped singing... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 18:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, today my coworker with no talent finally stopped singing around the office because she has a cold. Now she clears her throat loudly and snorts, trying clear her nose every few minutes. FML

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countryb_cth 38

Monday 30 January 2017 9:07

I will never understand why others don't take notice of the other people around them. If you have a cold no one wants to listen to continuous sniffing ect. Also where do you work that allows people to sing while working? That would drive me up a wall especially in a quite office setting. I swear some people truly believe they are the only person on the planet.

Mowmee 14

Tuesday 31 January 2017 2:06

I think you should maybe tell her to stop

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archerbea 4

Tuesday 31 January 2017 19:50

Tell her to take a day off as she is sick.

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