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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 18:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, today my coworker with no talent finally stopped singing around the office because she has a cold. Now she clears her throat loudly and snorts, trying clear her nose every few minutes. FML
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Top comments

countryb_cth 38

I will never understand why others don't take notice of the other people around them. If you have a cold no one wants to listen to continuous sniffing ect. Also where do you work that allows people to sing while working? That would drive me up a wall especially in a quite office setting. I swear some people truly believe they are the only person on the planet.

I think you should maybe tell her to stop

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countryb_cth 38

I will never understand why others don't take notice of the other people around them. If you have a cold no one wants to listen to continuous sniffing ect. Also where do you work that allows people to sing while working? That would drive me up a wall especially in a quite office setting. I swear some people truly believe they are the only person on the planet.

I think you should maybe tell her to stop

Maybe her true talent is snorting! You should tell her to try out for America's Got Talent, the show with no American judges.

jcash52426 5

Buy her a box of tissues for her cold and then get a picture with Simon from American idol with him saying SHUT THE **** UP!

Nissi 17

You kind of sound like a jerk.

Really? The coworker to me sounds flat out obnoxious. That would get really old, especially in an environment where you are supposed to be working..

YDI, Karma for being a douchebag.....talent is very subjective. You probably don't have a trained ear. I have bad asthma and sometimes have a flare up where my lungs keep filling with fluid and nose gets stuffy. I WISH some asshole would confront me about a lifelong condition that doesn't go away. You think she likes being sick? She probably picked up on your negative feelings and may even be enacting her own Karma. I love it. Even better, she can settle it outside of work if need be......fights during company time affect a job, but not outside of that time.

You don't need a 'trained ear' to know when someone is an awful singer.

Try telling her that you are having a hard time telling the difference between her singing and her snorting. I would call that a strong hint.

Shay_Shay97 23

Where's an office linebacker when ya need one?

Tell her that her singing has gotten better the next time this happens it worked for me