By Tall Oaf - 14/07/2018 01:30

Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
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Leeono 26

Not sure why you said FML. Your maths are correct! Good job buddy!

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Alup132 22

I’d like to think that she’s really good friends with him those first two months and that’s why she said that... hopefully.

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CrazyChiC42 10

To which you replied, "Aw. I'm so glad the last 2 months of our relationship and the two months since its dissolution have been so sweet for you. :)" play it cool play it innocent

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ZRob 5

Renegotiate those terms.

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d3rpb0t 10

Show him you're just as good with multiplication as you are with comparisons by hitting him with a 2x4.

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DanielleinDC 33

It's a good thing she's now your ex. Maybe you could write something along the lines of, hmmm, we only broke up two months ago.

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Galaxygirl 5

unless he was cheating on you?

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Jerry Leberer 12

look at it this way....she cheated on you. she's going to cheat on him, too

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wHSKitty 11

She’ll do the same to him. Once a cheater, always a cheater!

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