By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Spicy
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YoshiTimex3 0

i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?

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There's a moral to be a had. Look before you suck. :P

BioMajor12 0

thats not even sexy in the first place, most guys really dont like it when you do that, they just put up with it.

Brolin 4

Ummm yeah it is, I know i love when my girlfriend does that.....and every guy I know loves it....I don't know what YOU'RE talking about, but like every guy I know goes crazy over it. And to the OP that sucks, but think of it this way boogers are mostly made of water and have like no taste, the only real thing is that it was crunchy which was probably weird. For some reason people don't realize boogers are like just water and bacteria and stuff that gets caught and has no taste, eating it has no effect and is no big deal people need to get past the fact that it was disgusting in 4th grade, grow up and use some science to realize it doesn't matter (I'm not saying people should eat them, just they shouldn't make as big a deal about it) and plus what if somebody picks their nose? It happens, and most people will wipe their hand off, unfortunately this guy didn't.

It's too bad you're an idiot and boogers are comprised of fluid excreted from the brain, obviously some water, and the hard stuff is actually mostly skin (from inhaling dust, which is also 90% skin)

Um, it's not like she posted his/her own name and everything, I don't see how it violates his privacy. Besides, it happened in what I'd assume to be their house. Not a public place. He could be any guy living in Alberta, how would we know who?

How the **** is boogers crunchy that's really gross.

hairytoenails 0
dormilona72509 0

lmao eyyy thats nasty.... u r a nasty person... i hope u get suck.. learn how to get horny the write way next time shove his hand in ur pants give u pleasure.. ur retarted