By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Spicy
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
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YoshiTimex3 0

i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?

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f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

This makes me incredibly sad. I can't think of a South Park quote that even remotely has to do with anything like this. I'm actually quite upset right now.

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iljajlm 4

O_O That's rather disgusting. FYL for that finding that "treasure" while trying to turn your boyfriend on.

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xxBAMFxx 0

Next time you feel the need to be sexy and suck something just suck his dick.

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plexico 3

Actually, it is quite a turn-on when you are *******, and your dick is otherwise unavailable. Good for the OP for doing that. Next time, choose a less picky guy.

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hothotheat_ 13

haha. nice pun, plexico. :D

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fmh123 0

if you really think about it, its not that gross when you compare it to sucking dick or sucking booger fingers

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AntotoNEE 0

that's almost gross as the girl who popped a pimple in her mouth

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juneping 0

that's very disgusting. he needs to take class: basic body cleanilness 101

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