Intimacy: Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers....

By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2009 12:13

At least he wasn't picking his butt

YoshiTimex3 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:16

i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?

Comments

eatmynuggets 0

Monday 7 September 2009 10:23

crunchy boogers? eww wtf lol

Qup 0

Monday 7 September 2009 15:22

NASTY! tell him there is this really cool product on the market: these really thin sheets of paper that make it really easy to blow your nose instead of picking it, theyre called facial tissues, brand name: Kleenex!

bobbysnickers 0

Monday 7 September 2009 15:33

lol your boyfriend picks his nose? are you dating a three year old?

NaomiSanguine 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:12

why the frick is she whining? she got treasure

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:55

You fault for dating an immature nosepicker?

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:20

How is that even sexy or a turn on?

Santashelper 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:30

Ew, that's disgusting.

RaverYusuke 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:44

lol Next time try to make sure he washes his hands before you try to be 'sexy'.

joethebiden 8

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:09

Ok... YDI for : 1- Dating anyone over 5 years old who can't keep his fingers out of his nose. 2- Sucking on people's fingers, which is a disgusting thing to do no matter the outcome. Especially in times where there's a flu pandemic. You sicken me.