By MarkQ95 - 21/07/2013 23:58 - Ireland

Spicy
Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 837
You deserved it 59 768
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Narcoterrorist 6

What makes you think she would be attracted to you if she was under the impression that you ****** herds of ***** with no rhyme or reason?

244 11
Infamous_Tora 12

Complaining about how you are too good, right?

222 8

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Bragging that you screwed tons of women will not impress a potential date.

3 0
buckdharma 36

Damn op, you sound like a bad vacuum cleaner I purchased. It can't pickup anything. I thought it was a class act, turns out it's a class action.

4 1
joyce71 5

This is what we call open mouth insert foot

0 1
Obey_StudBoii 23

100% Satisfaction? Are you kidding me? Do you know how desperate that makes you sound? Next time don't use a cheesy line and just be yourself.

3 1
collegedream121 8

Hey her expectations would be lower which would make u seem way better.

0 1
gilliaga73 18

Ha ha! That's hilarious. And I'm laughing at you, not with you.

1 1