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By MarkQ95 - 21/07/2013 23:58 - Ireland

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Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML
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Narcoterrorist 6

What makes you think she would be attracted to you if she was under the impression that you ****** herds of ***** with no rhyme or reason?

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Infamous_Tora 12

Complaining about how you are too good, right?

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skyeyez9 24

Bragging that you screwed tons of women will not impress a potential date.

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buckdharma 37

Damn op, you sound like a bad vacuum cleaner I purchased. It can't pickup anything. I thought it was a class act, turns out it's a class action.

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joyce71 5

This is what we call open mouth insert foot

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Obey_StudBoii 23

100% Satisfaction? Are you kidding me? Do you know how desperate that makes you sound? Next time don't use a cheesy line and just be yourself.

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collegedream121 8

Hey her expectations would be lower which would make u seem way better.

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gilliaga73 18

Ha ha! That's hilarious. And I'm laughing at you, not with you.

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