Miscellaneous: Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating...

By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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Same thing different taste

By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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You deserved it 923

By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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You deserved it 1 885

By Tweenmom - 13/04/2017 16:00

Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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You deserved it 46 099

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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You deserved it 409

By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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You deserved it 48 853

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:55

it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?

kut19 6

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.

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beanieboy0789 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 13:59

This needs a, "our life sucks" choice

Amanda3000 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:26

Hey buddy, guess what. This is MY generation too. And my sister's. And my brother's. And my best friend's. And my other friend. And my cousin's. It's a lot of people's generation. this doesn't qualify as an "FML"

iluvmybf211 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:28

so?!?!

ThePhantomGamer 20

Friday 15 July 2011 5:14

I think that's f everyone's life.

xxSTITCHESxx 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:32

same here, it's mine two...

calichick3393 2

Monday 22 August 2011 5:34

twilight sux anyways it's all about Harry potter

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:18

Emma Watson was robbed!! Big time. ):

beyondthefallen 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:45

And you're the one that watched that retarded ****** show.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 7 November 2011 2:19

Filthy muggles.

thisismylife294 2

Friday 23 December 2011 4:21

This FML is a good one, so true!!!!! Inception is amazing and who wants pale sweaty sparkling blood soaked dead guys when you have Leo decaprio??????

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Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML

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Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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