By Brian B - 13/09/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
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stro88 6

Damn and you didn't get an ass sore from that? Shit you must be used to being dirty.

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EvilPotato 14

Or a fiesty poo that tired him out either one really.

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NotAPedo 0

Must've been those boring ones since he fell asleep. You know, those dumps when you forgot your iPod or phone to entertain yourself

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fatgirllovesfml 0

How could you sleep with all that smelly shit swimming under you -__-

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fakeaccountX 6

Musta been mighty uncomfortable in there without a pillow.

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GabbyCharityM 0

Well that's a shitty situation.. Someone had to say it.

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jondivey 9

No is right, and next time op tell the truth no one is gonna give you that much shit. Lol

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NotAPedo 0

No, no one had to say that.

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LouisianaBob 9

I'd just be honest about that. People won't think less of you if you're honest about embarrassing things.

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13FTW 9

Well, that's a shitty situation.. (;

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

53 - More than just an echo.. A flirtatious echo. I heard that's the worst kind.

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Saltime 0

I swear, the next person that make a "shitty situation" pun, is in deep shit. Pun ******* intended.

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13FTW 9

Sadly, I meant it as a joke to people. I didn't literally mean it. It was said it was obnoxious so I obnoxiously stated it once more.

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rallets 22

ive had enough of this shit

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vegan_muffin 5

...I hear that's the worst kind ;) *bats eyelashes*

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Quest_ 13

Also may I add that I hope you enjoyed your fecal-encrusted anus after you woke up. Did it clog up like an uncapped tube of super glue?

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iam_yummylicious 12

IDK why but I'm rofling so hard I can barely breath =|. Thanks for putting a smile on my face ^_^

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Poopolicious 5

The force was so strong you got knocked out... Ehh

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flockz 19

home:where i can poop for however long i want. thats the only thing that gets me through the day.

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pinkpolarbear 8

Demotivational poster status!!

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HentaiBunny 4

What's so shameful about snoozing in your own feces? Brag about that shit, literally.

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