Miscellaneous: Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating...

By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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Same thing different taste

By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Tweenmom - 13/04/2017 16:00

Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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Monday 6 June 2011 11:55

it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?

kut19 6

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.

Comments

Nicoxrulz 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:27

Thank you, ChopToxicity. As for you op, it's my generation too, and I hate seeing how stupid people are becoming, and tasteless. Twilight sucks!

rattusrattus 18

Monday 6 June 2011 13:31

I believe the official name is "Team Tyler's Van". I'm personally a member of Team Kill It With Fire And Acid. Seriously though, those books are 700+ pages of literary white noise.

JadeRubberDucky 3

Monday 6 June 2011 13:33

Seriously? I've read the entire Twilight series too and I must admit it was a nice read, but you can't possibly be saying that it's better than HARRY POTTER. As I said, I liked Twilight, but Stephenie Meyer isn't even 10% as brilliant an author as J.K. Rowling. And those stupid, obnoxious movies are horrible too. WAY too obviously aimed at 14 year old girls who will get bloody excited because Taylor Lautner walks around half naked.