Miscellaneous: Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows...

By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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zachbredberg 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:48

Well, obviously the car liked your hair....

sharkshaveteeth 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:57

That is why I always have hair ties and bobby pins with me. I cannot stand having my hair windblown all over the place!

Comments

underdog23 6

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:54

you have stupid friends

a_nix777 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:51

wow, your friends are assholes. fyl.

movies12 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:16

WOW #5 u seem so proud that u did that. That can seriously hurt somebody. And for the OP, that must of hurt like HELL! I would hang out with better friends who don't find it funny to watch their friend get there hair stuck in a freekin sun roof, and LAUGH about it.

bri_love 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:16

what would possess your friends to do that. such idiots.

blueem2 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:53

I'm calling Pizza Hut

mul71d 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:02

YDI for buying a car with a sunroof

gonzolove 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 10:44

Your interwebs should be taken away until you learn how to play nice with others.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:51

The word Interwebs always makes me laugh..and I have no idea what it means..where it derived from..or if it just means itnernet but with webs added on it..kind of like how any word with sauce on the end is funny..ah the interwebs..

myhairynutsack 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:02

I have hair growing out of my nose, I look ridiculous

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 10:34

What's with genuis_man16? Some of his comments are totally normal and levelheaded but then he has some troll like comments like that one. Part-time troll? Sorry, I'd reply directly to him if I wasn't on the iPhone app x_x

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 10:39

Indeed. What is with all the stories on here of 'friends' playing mean tricks on people? I'm glad I don't have friends who push me in the pool, or close the sunroof on my hair, or pull down my pants when parasailing. What assholes. Makes me wonder what these people consider friendship.