Miscellaneous: Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows...

By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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zachbredberg 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:48

Well, obviously the car liked your hair....

sharkshaveteeth 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:57

That is why I always have hair ties and bobby pins with me. I cannot stand having my hair windblown all over the place!

Comments

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:47

YDI if you were driving

atomick 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:53

That's what the little metal hand-crank that came with your owner's manual is for.

sharkshaveteeth 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:57

That is why I always have hair ties and bobby pins with me. I cannot stand having my hair windblown all over the place!

mrda 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:28

Ydi for having retarded friends.

Peterjames_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:29

YDI for owning a North American car. JDM WHAT! lol cant wait for this to get voted down....

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:46

Long hair is incredibly sexy.

gonzolove 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:47

I've got a better solution: New friends.

lordmoe 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:50

At least they stopped laughing?

FarSide 22

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:57

Bad hair day?? No, just a "Bad FML" day.

phoenix_michiko 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:17

YDI for having long enough hair that it can fly through a sun roof..it's called a hair cut hippie!

Ret_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:07

Long hair is nice for girls, and really, in a world where *everyone* seems to have either jewfros, buzzcuts, or emo hair, I respect those who dare to be different :D

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:35

Actually 31, a lot of girls have short or medium length hair and still look female, many celebs do it in fact. Depends on the style. But exceedingly long hair that blows out a sun roof is just too damn long in my opinion, even if you are a girl. Unless I am mistaken about sunroof height since I am short. 32, it's not different to have long hair.... a lot, a /lot/ of people have longish hair (yeah, even guys). You just don't notice because at least most of the girls style it. Many of the guys I see with long hair... apparently never wash it. Ugh.