By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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VooDooCarrie91 19

I would think that you should have an idea that it was a possibility at some point if you never used protection..

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Inediblepeaches 15

SURPRISE!!! :D

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Dracoboxer357 35

.....This FML makes me wonder if Op is the same guy from one of the Top Flop FML's where he drunkenly nails this girl he just met without protection and just as he goes to pull out, she wraps her legs around him and screams, "Be my baby's daddy!" Unlikely, of course, but the idea amused me. ;)

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bubo_fml 10

The perfect gift...Custody release/Emancipation papers! (Aw c'mon you mincers, its just a joke...sorta...)

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KingCeltic77 18

Look on the bright side. You're a dad now. This may be a blessing in disguise. Be the dad you always wanted to be.

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