By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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jweezy89 4

It's almost as if he planned that... oh wait.

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zobara 29

Explain a joke? Really? You're so smart!

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beefstew_54 3

lol. awesome. also #22, yarly. AND another thing, GREAT JOB #20! you get one internet cookie for lamely pointing out my lame joke. lame-o.

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AGhost5445 25

Now that you know you should take care of her.

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heythere131630 9

If you didn't you were her father she probably didn't either. Wait until tomorrow then go talk to her. Now is the best time. She deserves to know.

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emilyjgraham 34

good advice but she might be, like, two? so she wouldn't really understand. I'd say talk to the mother and demand to know why she hadn't told you sooner. I also hope for ops case that she's not only saying now because the guy acting as her father has left!

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perdix 29

Ignorance is no excuse . . . you still owe her a present, Pops.

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cindywashere 5

ooh, surprises on birthdays are always fun! whether it be a surprise party or er...a surprise family member! o_O

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lalatookasheema 8

Sounds like she'll be having a surprise party.

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kikikimsicles 0

Ydi for not manning up and being a father. Unless u didn't know her mother was having your child

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auzz1_pride 9

*facepalm* It says in the FML that he never knew he had a kid. Unbelievable stupidity right here. EDIT: ffs phones so slow didn't show ^ comment never mind.

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