By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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rammy125 4

Okay everyone I think I figured it out, it's actually his sons birthday but his son had a sex change...

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erinchick1 7

I think you should get a DNA test because if the mother is telling you that this is your child then she could be conning you by trying to pawn this kid off on you and trying to get you to pay child support whether the Kid is yours or not.

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outoftown 26

#95, Or if OP was a sperm donor, and the daughter got the records and found him, the donor agency might help him confirm.

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freakincool 4

How do you not know something like that? Too many kids to keep track, maybe??

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jewwybeanzzz 10

Wow. I actually just sat here contemplating weather or not op was a girl or a boy... For a good 5 minutes

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LittleAngel12 5

That's happened to me before my dad did not know he had me and forgot to give me q birthday present till I was 9

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ebfbruh 0

Y the hell would anyone say "I agree, your life sux" when clearly u didn't have the brains to pull out instead of have yer baby gravy impregnate some chick. YDI

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raraisbang 12

You do realize that 1) condoms are not 100% effective and 2) neither is birth control... Right...? In other words, you shouldn't assume they werent taking precautions. I got pregnant on birth control, and I know a few people with condom babies.

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