By give me an F - 05/01/2014 16:16 - United Kingdom - Corby

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML
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upallnight11 19

Nah, just give me the D

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singer0421 32

I'm pretty sure the only reason you're upset about this is because now you can't look up a girl's panties as she's getting lifted by you.

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Taylor22294 24

It must suck being around a lot of females. FYL.

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143amandaott 10

If your a cheerleader you should know the "language" for it...so you would call yourself a flyer!

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outoftown 26

Have you considered a career in politics, OP? A male cheerleader can become the president of the US; google "George W. Bush."

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madriver10 4

cheerleaders are strong, bro... stay...strong? bahahaahaa^x^

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therealjc_fml 14

That doesn't sound entirely horrible!

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GhostChickens 17

Why can't you still flirt with them, OP? They're strong ladies, embrace it.

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SparksTheSadie 18

So? I'd love to have girls throw me into the air.

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miianah1 22

Your name should have been "Give Me an F-M-L"

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DrEnia1at0r 20

That's a terrible way to pick up girls. Instant friend zone.

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