By Vexatious - 22/05/2015 16:27 - United States - Salisbury

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Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML
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About 9 months and it'll be your first experience with a baby.

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Use lube and never use old condoms!

Well, a friend I know had the same experience. And she was on the pill. But since she was sick, it didn't work correctly. Periods stayed away but two pregnancy tests (done by the gp) said she wasn't. The third one however was like: "Oh hey, guess what, you're almost the months pregnant!" She now has an adorable 2 year old girl.

Big money big money, no whammy no whammy...POP!!

Well plan "A" failed time for plan B.

use two condoms with chilly powder between them. if either if those get torn then either one of you will get to know ;). genius huh ?? thank you :p