Intimacy: Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first... - FML

By Vexatious - 22/05/2015 16:27 - United States - Salisbury

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Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

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Vexatious 16

Friday 5 June 2015 20:31

Update!! Not pregnant!!!

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Roxas_hearts 27

Saturday 23 May 2015 0:16

About 9 months and it'll be your first experience with a baby.

kcpestwick 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 0:12

Morning after pill ASAP

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daemonsparta 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 11:57

that's why you "practice" to find the right condoms

Tsukiyomi 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 17:43

Sucks to be yoooooou

papabear88 6

Sunday 24 May 2015 17:57

picked the name allready?

Artisan 6

Wednesday 27 May 2015 13:32

That's unlucky :( God luck on further sexual adventure though! they're not all bad :D

GreekHades 4

Wednesday 3 June 2015 5:32

happened to me too man

claudiyve 1

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:41

Time to go for plan b aka the morning after pill since plan a the condom broke.

Vexatious 16

Friday 5 June 2015 20:31

Update!! Not pregnant!!!

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 9 June 2015 19:41

Well that's good then!

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:19

Good for you in using a condom--remember to use a back up too when you can. Using lube can also help prevent breakage.

TheAspieDork 27

Wednesday 10 February 2016 15:14

Yay! Also, good for you for at least taking precautions

PoliceExplorer87 13

Thursday 11 August 2016 5:00

Congrats! Did you wait a while before testing? It takes a while for fertilization to occur so just be careful. If it was today that the incident happened and when you tested then the test isn't accurate unfortunately. Take plan B if you can. Best of luck!!! ?

lenier7 5

Saturday 6 June 2015 21:24

Happy Father's day!

NotErknee 4

Wednesday 17 June 2015 3:52

Good job

mellyj 1

Sunday 9 August 2015 16:49

Ok, I have decided to never have sex for the first time. Too risky and terrifying :( :OO

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