Intimacy: Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a...

By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Dasmi3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.

Comments

kevind23 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:09

How old are you, 12?

Kyothine 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:09

That's why you fap before these.

she_wolf 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:09

come up with a better lie next time

Kellayy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:14

well they WERE gorgeous.

hk_fml 9

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:15

lmao I so wonder how that turned out

Crunchy_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:20

Did you cover it with a leaf?

W33nie 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:26

#1, you have no penis so I don't think you understand what you said

genius_man16 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:34

to all those that say "learn to control it" i think they should live life with a penis. Especially in the prescense of "extremely sexy" women, it's next to impossible to stop it. If you're attracted you're attracted. Nature did not intend us men to /stop/ from getting an erection. also, if you have a big dick, then it must have been a fun 100 pictures.

lyn5008 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:44

to all the idiots saying that it's not possible he'd be posing nude for CLOTHING... it's called high fashion. not even high fashion, even a&f have nude models.