Intimacy: Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a...

By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Dasmi3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.

Comments

ammali 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:46

Eh, it happens. The modeling people have seen it before, I'm sure. Just say "oopsie" and carry on. Haha.

sapm90 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:00

Dont worry it happens to the best of us. Did she say anything after that or even better did she do anything after that?

Americo_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:43

You should have taken care of that before the photo shoot!

bellyup 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:22

Strap it to your leg and keep going.

Bunbu 8

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:16

No offense #1, but you're a complete bitch. Guys get aroused just like girls do. I'm sure none of the other models felt "violated". SF)H)DIJEHJfids. You are so offensive and annoying that I can barely put my anguish into coherent sentences. D:

softballbaby94 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:32

Im sure no one felt violated ur models ur used to the human body and its functions but come on, any statement which explains how ur a male model isnt fml worthy. Your good looking and making money this is nothing.

rgje 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:52

chandlers socks, chandlers knees, chandlers hair. come on man

Tihihi1 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:29

haha, not an fml. ur a male model that gets to make money from standing and looking pretty:P and u got to see "an extremely sexy" model, and get paid for it, again. haha, funny...

effmylifexx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:54

so...you model for a high-end clothing line but don't actually wear any of the clothes.....?

neveion 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:33

You are modelling with a hot naked model and complaining? jesus be thankful - or learn how to get her to **** you in the locker room before you go out there