Intimacy: Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a...

By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Dasmi3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.

Comments

kellster 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:10

I guess you shouldn't be doing nude shoots if you're that easily distracted!

neonoodle 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:35

Wasn't there a fluffer on set to take care of such a situation? Seriously, why didn't you rub one out before going on shoot and then taking a "bathroom break" when you were even thinking of getting turned on.

gem322 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:39

Here's my question. If this was for a clothing line, why was it a nude shot?

Mattyknows 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:59

#64 just destroyed you. However, in the unlikely event that what you said is true. You got to stand naked with a undoubtedly very attractive female model for over 100 pictures. Shut up whining.

could_be_funny 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:27

LMFAO @21 great advice!

jaygill12 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:39

To #1, boners are not easy to control. You can get them randomly for no apparant reason, it doesnt have to be sexual thoughts, if you get over excited about something you did, you may get a boner for it, you may not. it all depends. stfu.

Kamicase 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:55

I would suggest a self check to everybody that is saying, that he should've kept his boner down... Watch a pr0n and try to not get a boner. O_o

Kamicase 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:55

I would suggest a self check to everybody that is saying, that he should've kept his boner down... Watch a pr0n and try to not get a boner. O_o

Seegtease 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 8:22

#1, don't act like you know what you're talking about when you clearly don't. Boners can't be controlled any more than your nipples. And your nippin' out doesn't violate anybody any more than somebody getting a boner does.

ashleyy_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 8:42

Yeah I'm not understanding the fact that you were naked, modeling for a high-end clothing line. Are you like naked with the clothes next to you? Haha I would assume you would model off the clothes but maybe I'm just narrow minded.