Intimacy: Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a...

By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Dasmi3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"

goshzilla 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.

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richard9876 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:39

ladies, boners are not at all easy to control. It's like you're dick has a mind of it's own. And they could be modeling like hats or something.

NiCocaCola_fml 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:40

Totally don't understand the high-end clothing/being naked thing. Or maybe I just don't keep up with trends very well and with high-end clothing, less really IS more.

two2 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:43

#6 great reference to anchorman

theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:45

idk this seems kinda fake.. if not thats embarrassing they probs won't use you again, which sucks. totally YDI. think of ugly fat men lmao

patricia24 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:53

i think its fake.

Bubs_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:58

#52: Although you must admit that it would be kind of awkward to be modeling a hat while otherwise nude. It's not like not having clothes on the person is going to draw more attention to the hat!

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:06

yeah, why would a 'clothing line' have a nude photoshoot.... that seems kind of odd..

life_is_a_hooker 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:34

That must've been a REALLY relaxed setting... All of the photoshoots I do and go to, and I mean ALL, are fast-paced and upbeat... HAHA Ps, why were you doing a nude shoot for a clothing line?

MJ_Alexander 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:43

#1 are you freggin kidding? ARE you a man?... "Turn off your boners"... you cant be...

SadfaceFML 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:46

maybe it was for fruit of the loom, and they incorporated the apple with Adam and eve or something. Maybe it was fruit of the loom and they were trying to incorporate the adam and eve/apple thing. /shrug Oh and if you'd used your boner for good and not evil, it coulda been an entirely different photo shoot. ;D 51, maybe he's into that. u