By SeagullsShouldDie - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML
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toelie 26

They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.

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MandaMalice 0

When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!

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heyyitshannah 0

op I'm soo sorry :( 11: I love yet eyes  lawlzz

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OhMyHolyBalls 0

That was obnoxious.

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Vayerman 4

Hey, hey, HEY!!! No one messes with the seagulls.

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destineydeon 0

how did your uncle talk to your aunt when he died?

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KCTruth4 0

i dnt know wether to laugh or feel sorry for the OP

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spoke1396 4

I think tht makes u a cannible

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bfflrhea 0

how do u get a profile pic?!

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Well yeah that's sad but how is your life ****** over this?

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imMuSICK 0

awww seagulls will eat anything I sware

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luvsucks 0

I'm sry but y did u put them on the beach? put them in the water next time

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