By maryrain - 11/08/2011 09:35 - United States

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
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maryrain 0

I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.

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Top comments

Snowstar 0

Why the **** are you afraid of midgets?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

13 - It's a strange fear but obviously there's a reason why she's scared of them. Also she probably can't control crying when she sees one. Think before posting another ignorant comment.

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Heather_x0x0 6

I wonder if there's a term for a fear of midgets....

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RodStar 0

Are you sure you're just not really tall?

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Soloman212 28

Imagine a super tall guy with this phobia... THEIR life would be ******.

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brinagurl 1

You couldn't hold it in??

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xForeverNever 6

That is one weird fear you have there, OP...

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BarrelChick 0

ummm...not really sure how to respond to that....

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

What the hell does that have to do with the square root of chicken?

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TapialPaado 1

This is exactly the point I came here to make. Also to namedrop Randy Newman's "Short People".

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je_suis_fml 11

A very bad ******* joke you insensitive racist asshole!

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MrSexyPants 14

For Louisiana it doesn't.

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