Kids: Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While...

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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By Kymberly Hams - 09/04/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:12

If your toddler isn't potty train, why isn't he/she wearing a diaper?

Luky13 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:17

bah. you people make me sad. the video obviously bored the shit out of her.

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underguarded 20

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:44

Your child is dumb. FYL

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:45

Her child isn't dumb, it just hasn't been fought where to take a shit yet.

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:48

*taught

AlyBong 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:41

yeah 13, youre not so smart. The child isnt stupid. The parents are for not putting a diaper on a non toilet-trained child.

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:57

i'd say underguarded is pretty dumb. FHL.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:49

"Number two"? Now that's funny!(:

mightymart 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:08

you need to watch Harry Potter.. hahahahahah!!!! Harry POTTER!!! get it?? hahahahahah !!

caroliquey 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:09

so funny

DaveOnDope 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:14

yawn

riggens7522 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:22

did you rub her nose in it?

calley123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:58

hahahahahahahah! I cracked up at that!

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:55

this probably won't be the last time this will happen

nathan5 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:16

So if reason number 2 is poop. What's reason number 1?

CaptainJ1000 1

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:16

Your daughter will probably grow up to be president.

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:51

nathan5 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:47

Aw, I was hoping for a funny 'number 1 is the may piss themselves' answer. Ruined my fun with your seriousness! Lol

katkev 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:07

That child needs a beating!

PrincessNothing 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:29

Uh. YDI for not leaving her in a diaper or a pull-up or ANY kind of under clothes until you were fully prepared. That's disgusting and unsanitary, and of course you're going to have accidents all over the house if they aren't wearing anything.