Miscellaneous: Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband....

By mycedes - 26/10/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By goner - 01/05/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By shrek - 02/05/2016 10:25 - Australia

Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML

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By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

You my friend, got owned.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day

Comments

deviable 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:08

That's when you break out the laxatives.

DDpandaz 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:14

Damn your husband is good!!! Get back at him though...

kateheartswaffle 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:20

I dunno about you, but I'd definitely notice if my shampoo was suddenly bright green. Unless of course you just use whatever happens to be in the shower.

tjv3 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:23

I think you lost the war

Blinx92 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:24

Unscrew the showerhead and stick a bullion cube in there (I perfer to use the beef kind) and screw it back on

rexku 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:15

Ugh, that's some nasty shit before it's dissolved correctly in food. Thx 4 the idea though ;)

briguy007 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:38

no its snot haha that sucks though

Gabcookie 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:49

Her SHAMPOO! Last time I checked, you don't use SHAMPOO as soap.

Kelli_Rose 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:55

This used to be me& my husband when we 1st got married. A couple pranks: saran wrap UNDEr the lid of a toilet seat & the ole shaving creqm or mousse on the hand while they r sleeping, then tickle their nose. swear it works. what stopped our pranks? i threw really, really cold ice water - full large bucket full - over the shower curtain. when he didnt scream i opened the shower curtain to find him going into shock. cut your loss & move on. hey, at least its halloween!