Health: Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training...

By Useless training - 11/07/2014 06:04 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

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By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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SnowxSakura 17

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.

Comments

twodotgirl 8

Friday 11 July 2014 23:00

That is very Rude, what kind of person would say such a thing, what happened to being happy for someone instead of jealous bitches. Nice Job, keep doing what your doing because its working.

brianneidk 4

Friday 11 July 2014 23:44

I hope you punched them square in the face.

grunt_fml 17

Friday 11 July 2014 23:45

Don´t let them get you with their idiotic attitude. They seem to be exactly the kind of idiot who laughs at chubby people, because they are chubby and then they laugh at the same people when they go to a gym to reduce some weight. The good thing is though - you might have too much weight, but you can loose it and become fit and lean, while an idiot will stay an idiot for the rest of his/her life.

Saraishi 24

Friday 11 July 2014 23:57

They were jealous and rude.

JJ_86 22

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:06

Don't let them get to you. Be proud of what you are doing and ignore the rude dumbheads. Btw does anyone know why comments get disabled for some FMLs?