Health: Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training...

By Useless training - 11/07/2014 06:04 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML

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By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.

Comments

audreyalves 11

Friday 11 July 2014 20:14

The person who said that needs a PUNCH right in the face, dont worry about what they said

The_4th_Doctor 13

Friday 11 July 2014 20:16

Don't worry OP, some people are just asshats. Keep your head up and still be proud of your score!

GlasgowSneer 13

Friday 11 July 2014 20:36

This is why I think they should let kids do something else after they've finished their tests. Really kills people's self esteem when they tried only for people to give them shit. Really? Don't even worry about it. Honestly, they can go **** themselves.

more4me 27

Friday 11 July 2014 20:55

What a douchey and uncalled for comment !!!!! Be proud of your achievement, OP. Just remember, you can lose the weight but they will always be ugly inside out . Keep up the good work !